oknope:

procrastination is my only talent

shouldnt:

"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.

hungryghoast:

the ability to pet and hold dogs and other animals (with no necessarily beneficial ramifications upon the mechanics of the game) is the most important advancement in video games in the past 10-15 years.

realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

himp5:

stilldefending:

Mom you can stop stressing
Mom you can stop crying
Mom I can buy the groceries
Mom I can pay for the house
Mom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money

This is real

awwww-cute:

I found the cutest dog in Berlin